kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna,

kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna,ho jaye to inkar mat karna, nibha sako to es raste par chalna,varna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna

nazar se pehle nazar baad main

nazar se pehle nazar baad main,nazar milate nazar ko dekha,nazar mili jo nazar se jake,nazar jhukate nazar ko dekha

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya,

Woh be wafa sehi magar pyaar hum ne kiya,

agar woh chor gya to mat keho bura us ko,

Qasoor uska nhe "Aitebaar" hum ne kiya!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyar kabhi karna hi nahi. Kiya to adhura chodna nahi.

Pyar kabhi karna hi nahi. Kiya to adhura chodna nahi.
Agar chodna pada to dena safai
varna log isse kahenge bewafai

do kadam to sab chal lete hai,

do kadam to sab chal lete hai,
zindgi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata,
agar ro kar bhulai jati yaade,
to has kar koi gam na chupata...

O firak wali main nahi teri firak me,

O firak wali main nahi teri firak me,
main to hu uski firak me jo hai teri firak main

humne chaha tumko

humne chaha tumko, tumne chaha kisi aur ko,khuda kare jise chaho tum, wo chahe kisis aur ko.......NK Gupta

zindagi tho kab ki khatam ho gaye

zindagi tho kab ki khatam ho gaye,Ab tho saanso ka lihaj karte hain,Magar yeah duniya wale iss par bhi etraj kartein hain..

do kadamto sab chal lete hai,

do kadamto sab chal lete hai,
zindgi bhzr ka sath koi nahi nibahata,
agar ro kar bhulai jati yaade,
tohas kar koi gam na chupata,

Your Friendship

Your Friendship is like a Diamond …
true and rare. thanks for being a gem of a friend
to me!
Happpy Valentine’s Day!

What is common

What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
they fill the heart with love & smiles !
Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who
brightens up so many…

You got

You got a new Messges …. Day & Night & all da moments
in B/W …. all i do is think of U !
happy Valentine’s Day

Whenever i talk to

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just
know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell. I Feel
lucky to have a friend like you! Happy Valentine’s Day.

14 Feb Valentine Day

14 Feb Valentine Day Ko Loog Aysa Kia Karty Hain Kh
Theakh Nine(9) Month Baad 14 Nov Ko Children Day Manana
Parta Hai

Soocha aap say

Soocha aap say baaat karooon ……
Phir Soocha …ek mulaqaat Karoon …
Phir Sooocha ….q na … Intezaar karoon …
Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon …
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon …
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

What the heart

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in
the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from
the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

Kabhi Ajnabee se

Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the, fir yhonhi miltay chale gaye,
hun to aapko dost bananewale the magar aap to hamare dil
ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye. happy Valentine’s Day jaan.

Kon rakhta hai

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
~~~~ HAPPY VALENTINE DAY ~~~

Chehrey Per

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
ajj iqraar ker hi do..dear..hapPy
Valentine’s day..

Without Love

Without Love — dayz are
‘Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Kitna bhi chaho

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
HapPy VaLentine Day Jan..!!

Honth keh nahi

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh
baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye…
HapPy Valentine’s day..

V….is for Valentine

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

U r unique

U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

The biggest mistake

The biggest mistake of my life was expressing my feelings towards you,
my beloved…Now I am cursed with the emotions of (L)onelyness,(O)verwelmed, (S)adness, and (S)orrow. (LOSS- I loved someone for a long time,& when I comfessed my love; he walked away without a single word.)

Tears can sometimes

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine’s Day !

—;-<@

—;-<@
—;-<@
—;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person…
‘U’
From a simple person…
‘ME’
Keep roses until they dry…
Keep my relation until I die…
Happy Valentine’s Day !

Love is like playing the piano.

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn, to play by the rules.
Then u must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Happy Valentine Day!

Hmmm please update new sms

Hmmm please update new sms

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par,Poori ho aapki sabhi duayen,Dil sey yeh dua hai gam na aapko kabhi sataaye,Allah bless u on this Eid!

I Wish We Could

I Wish We Could

Put Up

Some Of The

Eid’s Spirit

In Jars

And

Open

A Jar

Of It

Every Month

Happy Eid Mubarik

Agar Aap

Agar Aap

Chate Ho

K Is

Dafa

29 Rozy

Hon Or

Eid

Jaldi
Ho

Jaye

To

Apne

Hath

Uthayen Or

Allah
Say

Mery

Nazar
Anay

Ki
Dua

Karen :-)

May Allah This Occasion Flood Your Life With Happiness,

May Allah This Occasion Flood Your Life With Happiness,
Ur Heart With Love,Ur Soul With Spirtual,
Ur Mind With Wisdom,
Wishing U A Very Happy Eid Mubarik

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After 24 Hours Everyone
Will Wish U But
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

E I D

E I D
M U B A R A K







Humara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hy
Samjho Us Ki Tou EID Ho Gai







So

E I D
M U B A R A K ... ;->

A Little Smile,

A Little Smile,
A Word Of Cheer,
A Bit Of Love
From Someone Near,
A Little Gift
From One Held Dear,
Best Wishes For The Eid Day
These Make A Merry Eid’s

Eid-ul-Fitar Is Upon Us

Eid-ul-Fitar Is Upon Us
Once Again
Doors Open To Everyone
While Perfume Fills The Air
A Time To See The Ones
We Haven't Seen For A While
With Labels That Have
A Space For All
Love, Hope , Dreams &
Accomplishments Are Shared
Being Thankful To
ALLAH
For All That Exist In Our Lives
Being Generous To The
Ones That Need It
Having Patience To
Withstand What Life Brings

... Eid Mubarak ...

Regardz

HuMaYuN

America K Hamlo'n Main

America K Hamlo'n Main

Khud-kash Dhamako'nMain

Mehangai Aur Berozgari Main

Load Shedding Aur Aaty Ki Qillat Main

Maghrib k Rasm-e-Rivaj Main

Musharraf Ki Nijat Main

Wakilo'n Ki Baghawat Main

Aur

Zardari Ki Sadarat Main

Aap Ko
Eid Mubarak .... ;->

~~Eid Special 3~~

~~Eid Special 3~~

--==Eid Ka Din--==

Is Eid Per

Wo Mere Saath nahi

Magar Wo

Uski Yadain

Us Ki Batain

Sab Mujhe Yaad Hai

Us ne Mujhe

Yaad Kia Hoga

Phir Mere Khialon Mein

Khooye Huey

Tasawar Ke

Kisi Lamhe Mein

Dheeray Se Kaha Hoga

~~~EiD MuBaRaK~~~!

During This Eid Season,

During This Eid Season,

May You Be Blessed

With The Spirit Of The Season,
Which Is Peace,

The Gladness Of The Season,
Which Is Hope,

And The Heart Of The Season,
Which Is Love

A Special Wish For A Wonderful Friend On,

A Special Wish For A Wonderful Friend On,

" E I D - U L - F I T A R "

May U Find Success In All Endeavors..

May U Find Happiness In Whatever U Do..

May ALLAH Blessings Be Always With U.. !!

*_* ( H A P P Y ) ( E I D ) ( D A Y ) *_*

Pholon Ko Jis Trha Bhanwre Milte Hyn

Pholon Ko Jis Trha Bhanwre Milte Hyn
Aao Is "EID" Pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn
Apni Is Chahat Ko
Pyar Bari Rafaqat Ko
Sachi Lagan Ka Rang Dete Hyn,
Dunia K Liye Apni Mohbat Ko Misal Krte Hyn
Rawani K Liye Jese Darya Samandar Me Khud Ko Pamal Krte Hyn
Phool Jese Gulshan Se Wafa Nibane Hr Bar Nikalte Hyn
Aao Is EID pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn ...

HoPe LoVe & LaUghTeR

HoPe LoVe & LaUghTeR
waRmTh & wIsHeS
JoYs & BoUqUeTs oF eId WiShEs
fOr AlL oF Us ...
MaY JuBlIcAtIoNz BeCome a PaRt
Of OuR eId AnD lIfE ...

"AaMeEn"

EiD mUbaRaK tO aWl ....

MaY EverY Minute.,

MaY EverY Minute.,

Of Your

EiD Be HaPPY Warm And BriGht.,

MaY All Your HoPes And Dreams Turn Out ExactlY RiGht.,

HaPPiness

AT " EiD "

Is Wished For You.,

WishinG You A,.

.,WishinG You A,.

"BloominG EiD"

MaY
HaPPiness Come
On
FraGrant Winds And
Surround
You For Ever In
The
WaYs Of BeautY,

Kahin Mai Late Tu Nahi Ho Gaya ? ?

Kahin Mai Late Tu Nahi Ho Gaya ? ?

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Chalo Daer Aye Darust Aye . .
''Happy Eid Mubarik''

Congratz

Congratz

U Have Received A
Amazing Eid Gift
Just Log On To
Our Following Website
And
Claim Your Gift

















www.chalbhaag-muftey.com ... ;->

EID's 3rd day*

*EID's 3rd day*

/''"/'\ /'\''"\
/ /\,,,\/,,,/\ \
/,,,/ UBARAK \,,,\

May Allah bless u all d happiness...
Ameen.

May Dis Auspicious Festival

May Dis Auspicious Festival

Open Up New Vistas Of Peace,

Prosperity And Beatitude 4 All Ov Us.

Bilal Wishing U A Vry Warm,

Joyous & Frolicsome "Eid"

Celebrating

Celebrating da day of idd wit ur muslim brother is lyke abig releif and unity among us.idd mubarack

1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+

1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2++1+5+1+2+1+5+3


Wah G Wah
Eidi Gin Rahe Ho! ;->

/// EiD MubArAK ///

/// EiD MubArAK ///


I HopE iM thE FirST WhO sENd u ThiS MsG
DoNT SmiLE JAn|x . . .

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BAkrA EiD ki bAAt kAr rAhA hOn... :p ;->

Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Ge,

Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Ge,

Jab Koi Nahi Ho Ga To Khud Ko TANHA Pao Ge,

Choti EID To Chalo Guzar Gayi Lakin,

Wada Karo BARI EID Pay Zaro0r Nahao Gay!

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

• Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

As I fe3l thE te@r g0 d0wn my cheeek .....

• As I fe3l thE te@r g0 d0wn my cheeek .....
I n0tice that my he@rt !s weak.....
For the love I have 4 u,
Will always be gold and true.....
I have m@de some mistakes..... they rest !n the p@st.....
But kn0w my l0ve w!LL Alw@ys La$t....
Even though we R a distance apart...
Y0U Alw@ys have tHE key t0 my he@rt...

I have commited a sin to make you sad,

• I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,

so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,

So plz forgive me

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.

• I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

• Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Wish I could turn back the time

• Wish I could turn back the time
and make things right…
Please forgive me!

Some times….When I’m all alone.

• Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Some times ur existence

• Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.

So value yourself.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

• Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,

• A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Smile is a language of Love.

• Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling

Let me guess what U R doing…

• Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

SMILE:

• SMILE:

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

Girls misuse it!

• Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Smiling is infectious,

• Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

Smile in ease,

• Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…

hmm Nice site

hmm Nice site

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks

• Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’‘Haan’ replies shop owner.Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pumpsees a

• Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON'T CALL ME NOW.

Santa was drawing money from

• Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur pin. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Pappu while filling up a form

• Pappu while filling up a form:What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long…..!

A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing

• A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back withinhalf an hour and slapped the manand said:“He’s not my friend.”

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,

• Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Your Ad Here

A Chini was in hospital.

• A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

I am made of 5 letters,

• I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!


HAIR

AIR
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-
-
-
-
-

Answer : CHAIR

A ki biwi B

• A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

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Answer= they are husband and wife
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

• Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
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Select one dish, i'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

• Select one dish, i'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

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Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
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If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

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Answers
ID=Important
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Text-mate
Letter=Sum1 Special
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This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

• This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

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answer = SMILE
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Choose any number below,

• Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

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Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
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This is a secret msg send only 4 u,

• This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW


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answer=” I MISS YOU”
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tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????

• tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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.

tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

Welcome Ramadan

• Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

When u get this SMS

 • When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Raat ko naya chand mubarak

• Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,

Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.

Aur aap ko hamari taraf se:-
RAMADAN MUBARAK

Dear!

• Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramdan Mubarak”

The holy month of Ramadan,

• The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds

turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;

• “… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,

• Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

Ramadan Mubarak

Wishing you and your family

• Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.

Ramadan Mubarak !!

Ramadan ka chand daikha,

• Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan

Ameen

Prophet said:

• Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

May the festival of lights be the harbinger

• May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u in Ramadan

Agar aap bus, train

• Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!

Hey Sis,

• Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

I long for the day through the year

• I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday

This msg is for the most wonderful

• This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

Sky is blue, feel this hue,

• Sky is blue, feel this hue,
My love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

God could not take care for the whole world

• God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rasmalaai?

• Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

• J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini

• MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye day kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,

• Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

• ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai

• Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,

• Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
Jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

Baah fadke rok lende

• Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Oh menu dekhi jaandi

• Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

1 anokhi dua

• 1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko

AUR

Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!

• Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men

• Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR...!!!

Devils went to Court to Prove

• Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon ha i?

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

• Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Ek ghar mai do do nahin rahain gay =D

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

• Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,
hui thi wo election main khari,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,
Dil main hay mere
“Dard-e-Bhutto”
“Dard-e-Bhutto”

A good leader is a person

• A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Kid

• Kid

Pid

Did

Sid

Fid

Wid

Lid

Gid

Hid

Jid

Sid

Mid

Pid

Vid

Lid

Qid

Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.

• Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

I'm at the police station

• I'm at the police station now been done for drink driving
Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample
They r now doin me 4 taking the piss.

Any party which takes

• Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
- Dwight Morrow

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

• i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex
appeal. remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

I'm at the police station

• I'm at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks". I''m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out so hurry up!

Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo,

• Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo,
Dilse pyaar k saare jazbaat le lo,
Nahi chhodenge tufaan mein bhi akele tumhe,
Is dost ki dosti ka chahey imtehaan le lo.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

• Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

• Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,

• Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

Na pooch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,

• Na pooch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
Tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai

• Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
woh chand ka ek tukda hai
hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
chand uus ka ek tukda hai

Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,

• Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.

Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume,

• Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume,
Kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume,
Kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
Apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,

• Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil toot kar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.

Laare ta sta, zama kaateh paate sho,

• Laare ta sta, zama kaateh paate sho,
Kaateh da stargo me kaage paate sho.

Sharab kabab ye vene zra sha zama,
Yadoona sta che melmanah paate sho.

Khiyala che tang ye Hashtnagar kro pa ma,
Laaram tre Khalaq ye saarah paate sho.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,

• Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
Meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
Koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

Da jami shpa wa

• Da jami shpa wa
Dera ogda wa
Tora tyara wa
Yawa baja wa
Khkwali moqa wa
Zo ao hagha wa
Khwaga khwaga wa
Pasta pasta wa

kho

.
.
MALTA yawa wa!

zama raqeeb de kho betarsa woran de

• zama raqeeb de kho betarsa woran de
chi ma tri ogato maidan da ishaq
nu raghay haal ye zama plar ta oway

Pat pat ye jarral kho sa ye na wayal

• Pat pat ye jarral kho sa ye na wayal
Der sa ye wayal khu sa ye na wayal

Makhi la mi raaghla khpa niwali shwa
Koz koz ye katal khu sa ye na wayal

Bia cha pa godar ke warta yad krrama
Rang ye sho badal khu sa ye na wayal

Ma warta nan owe zama sa lagey
Bia bia ye khandal khu sa ye na wayal

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka,

• Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka,
kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka,
da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada,
Laka maraway gul me lag ghwanday muskay ka

Sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night,

• Sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night,
kala wawrama pa left kala pa right,

Zama rang ba wali yellow yellow na V,
Che da yaar me anangi de RED & White.

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa,

• Belatana ka sultan shama no sa,
Ya ka store da asman shama no sa,

Che malang da sta da wrane kose na sham,
Ka bacha da tol jehan shama no sa.

Mashom yaar me pa daoos raqib belale,
Wos ka der azim insan shama no sa,

Da khpal sawe zrra Elaj rasara nishta,
Ka okhiar laka luqman shama no sa!

Tora tiyare che ra khware she ao baran warige.

• Tora tiyare che ra khware she ao baran warige.
Laka da saski me pa zrra bandi janan waregi.

Pa ayeena ke khpal tasweer ogora..

• Pa ayeena ke khpal tasweer ogora..
Pa khpal tandi zama taqdeer ogora..
Da khpalo stargo da duniya kitab ke..
Mala zama da khob tabeer ogora..
Da zamany da peghorono na yam..
Mala pa khpal zan ky zameer ogora..
Nan pa menath derna yao swal kawoma..
Mala zama da yar tasveer ogora..

Domra salamona Laka

• Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona, da Arabistan dashtoona, da Hindustan filmoona, da Paris Atroona, da PAKISTAN daaloona, da Pukhto mataloona.

We will open the book.

• We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,

• Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhool ke sare Ghum,
New Year 2014 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Little keys open big locks

• Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2014

Each moment in a day has its own value.

• Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014.

New Year is the time to

• New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2014

My wishes for you in year 2014

• My wishes for you in year 2014
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2014.

I am sorry.

• I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2014-

Tom Cruise

• Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Memorable moment r celebrated together,

• Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2014 bring Happiness for you Dear.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

• Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

Buy a scooty

• Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
Remove her nighty
Do your duty
After 9 months
get a cuty

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%

• !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%
aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya

If i was a dog

• If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower

A girl phoned me

 •  A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

He came at night,

• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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• 1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Come here,

• Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

CONGRATS.

• CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

• Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Impact of Movies:

• Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

• Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

Exams song by Munna bhai:

• Exams song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

• Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Failure is simply the opportunity

• "Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently." - Henry Ford

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

• MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.

• "Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don’t wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it’s at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savored." - Earl Nightingale

To be yourself in a world

• "To be yourself in a world
that is constantly trying to
make you something else is
the greatest accomplishment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Issue a blanket pardon.

• "Issue a blanket pardon.
Forgive everyone who has ever hurt you in any way.
Forgiveness is a perfectly selfish act.
It sets you free from the past" - Brian Tracy

Smooth roads never make good drivers!

• Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

Being a good person

• Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.

Give thousand chances to your enemy

• Give thousand chances to your enemy
to become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
to become your enemy.

Erasers are for people who make errors.

• Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.

• In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Coins always make sound,

• Coins always make sound,
But the currency notes are always silent.
So, when your value increases,
Keep yourself calm and silent.
Gud Day!

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

Till the end of time…

• Till the end of time…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…

Mohabbat k saray rang

• Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,

• Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,

Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,

• Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

my eyes when U look into them,

• my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

I feel something in my heart,

 • I feel something in my heart,
It’s like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!

If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow

• If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

Meeting you was fate,

• Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

• When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you !

Bad-tameez

• Bad-tameez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR,
Miss u mere YAAR

You may be busy,

• You may be busy,
You may be engaged
with lots of work.
But you have 1440 mins per day.
Atleast for 1 min
think that a sweet friend of your's
is waiting for your SMS.

Missing You

Samjha do apni yadoon ko,

• Samjha do apni yadoon ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain,
aap to dur reh kar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hain

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,

• Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.
Miss you always.

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,

• Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,
Tum bhul jao bhi to,
Yaad dilayenge hum,
Aisi shararat karenge hum ki,
Na chahate hue bhi,
Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

• As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
to be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
day & night my thoughts are of you…!

What makes some people dearest

• What makes some people dearest is not the happiness when u meet them,
but its the pain when you MISS them.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai

• Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
Meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
Koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

I m going to write

• I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

He: Yes. At last.

• He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

• Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

It’s funny when people discuss

• It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

One day a man inserted

• One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine."

Marriage is like going to

• Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighboring
table n wish you'd ordered that..

Some people ask the secret

• Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

A little kid asks his Dad,

• A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

First marriage is the triumph of

• First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

Why do we all marry?

• Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

What a married man

• What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

When you feel cold and warm at the same time

• When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.

Meeting you was fate,

• Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

When you love someone truly,

• When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.

Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST

• Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST
EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST
HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST
If u've found it, u've found LOVE

What is love?

• What is love?
Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.

<< LOVE >>

• << LOVE >>
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first…
OR
Who cares the best…

It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.

Love tip

• Love tip

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

I’m a PAPER

• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U.

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge

• Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

Talk 2 me when i’m bored

• Talk 2 me when i’m bored, kiss me when i’m sad, hug me when i cry, care for me when i die, love me when i’m still alive.

People say

• People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it =P

A peach is a peach.

• A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

• One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye :D

Question : Why do girls close

• Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

I Want A KISS

• I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people

• Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Love is blind

• Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind

what kisses mean!

• what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

• Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Make sure your food is good

• Make sure your food is good
(halal and bought with halal earnings),
and you will be one whose prayers are answered.

Kiss me and you

• Kiss me and you will see stars ….Love me and I will give them to you.

Verily, Allah does not look towards

• Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

Allah's blessings are a treasure so true,

• Allah's blessings are a treasure so true,
that their value cannot be measured,
and one of Allah's blessings is you!

Pay attention to Allah

• Pay attention to Allah
and
He will pay attention to you.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy,

• I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile,
guide u safely,
though every mile,
grant u wealth,
give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

The Shortest Distance between

• The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

The most beautiful word is ALLAH,

• The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World's perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

Life is Test,

• Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH

• Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

NAMAZ Kia hai?

• NAMAZ Kia hai?
.
N=Nekion mai izafa
.
A=Aakhirat mai nijaat
.
M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki sunnat
.
A=Allah ki raza
.
Z=Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ELAHI.
.
NAMAZ na choro.

Hey friend remember that

• Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.

• Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

• A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Abe Khajur,

• Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Where r u?

• Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

• Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bheek mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Your network tariff has changed!

• Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

• Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai ?

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

• aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Press down if you think you are MAD,

• Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE :P

Independence day is a

• Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

• Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Our life is full of Colors

• Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

Our life is full of Colors

• Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 15th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

On Independence Day

• On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

• Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
aur sub ko wish karo.
.
.
“HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”

• Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se

Thousands laid down their lives so

• Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…

Happy Independence Day

No nation is perfect,

• “No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect”
.
.
.
Happy Independence day.

Other might have forgotten,

• Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Khaa key gujiya

• Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

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Have a Nice Day!

Bright colors, water balloons

• Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi

• Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

• Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

• Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

May God gift you all the colors of life

• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

• Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

If wishes come in rainbow

• If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

Pichkari ki dhar

• Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Andheri sadak,

• Andheri sadak,
Sunsan qabristan,
uni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.
GOOD NIGHT

On this cold cold nite

• On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! Good NighT!

I’m whispering coz

• I’m whispering coz i dont want you to wake you up.
U’ll probably read this tomorrow, but anyway, I want
you to know - i kissed you good night!.

Once the moon winks at u tonight,

• Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
your day was quite all right
& now I bid u a lovely goodnight

Morning greetings doesn’t

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

I was looking out the windows

• I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good night.

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed

• Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping

• At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS. Good Night

Apun bole tu charo taraf

• Apun bole tu charo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night, band karne ka tube light aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR

• THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae.
Good Morning

A late night sms greeting doesnt

• A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying
u r my last thought at night
Good Night

People often feel smthin bt

• People often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid
Good Morning

Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,

• Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,
dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin,
Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin,
khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din."
Good Morning

Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..

• Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
But..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day.

Is pyari si subah mein,

• Is pyari si subah mein,
pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan,
aur sabse pyare dost ko
meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham :)

Morning greetings doesn’t

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,

• Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
Kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
Up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
Uth ke jaldi pee lay chai,
then call me and say Hi =D

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

• Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning,
k ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol dain
aap ko Good Morning!

Night has ended for another day

• Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

Past is experience

• Past is experience, Present is experiment & Future is expectation. Use your experience in your experiments to get your expectations. Wish u a happy life.

A night hug warms the heart

• A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

• Fly in the plane of Ambition & land in the Airport of Success. Luck is yours, wish is mine. May Ur future always shine. Good Luck

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

• Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

• The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.
Good Luck to You.

• All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good Luck.

• Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck

• Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, White for peace, Orange for luck, Black for hate, Red for love and Pink for likeness, I choose Orange for you. Wish you Good Luck

• Trusting God wont make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck.

• Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain
Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain

apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho
phir dhushmano k waastay kiya bad-dua karain

Shaki-e-namurad ko tarsaya umer bhar
Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

Hamnay yun ghurbaton main raat bitayee hay sanam
Bhookay faqeer ko ab rukhsatzada karain

Duniya teray faraib say jobach k nikle
To sahiloon pay hum bhi namazain ada karain

• Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,
Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,
Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!
Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,
Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!
Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,
Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,
Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!
Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,
Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!
Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,
Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,
Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,
Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,
Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,
Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,
Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

• baat chali teri aankhon say ja pohnchi paimanay tuk
kheinch rahi hai teri ulfat, aaj mujhey maikhanay tuk

ishq ki batain ghum ki batain, dunya walay kertay hain
kis nay shama ka dukh dekha, kaun gaya parwanay tuk

ishq nahin hay tum ko mujh say, sirf bahanay kerti ho
yun hi bahanay qayam rakhna, tum meray mer jaanay tuk

itna hi kehna hay tum say, mumkin ho to aa jaana,
aa hi gayai tou rukna ho ga, aankhon k pathranay tuk

• Aankhain khuab dekhti hain
Kisi say mil janey ka
Ya khud ko kho denay ka
Tanha reh janay ka
Khud ko aar denay ka,
Chahat haar denay ka

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain

Bichray huye lamhon ka
Kisi raastay per mil janay ka
Zakhmon kay sil janey ka
Zamanay kay guzer janay ka
Khuab kay hasil ki haqeeqat ka
Haqeeqat ka khuwab main tehleel honay ka
Bikhray khuabon ki takmeel ka
Tum to khud ik khuwab ho
Husn ka, jawani ka
Ik dard bhari kahani ka!!

• Kuch door hamare saath chalo
Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge
Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se
Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge

Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge
Har baat hamari maanein ge
Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein
Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge

Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi
Ehsaas ki manzil paye gi
Khamosh rahein ge aur tumhein
Hum apni kahani kehdein ge

Is dil mein zara tum baitho to
Kuch haal hamara poocho to
Hum sada dil hain “Ashk” mager
Har baat poorani kehdein ge

• Every bad situation will have something positive, even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day. Think of this & lead your life.
Good Luck

• Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do
Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do
Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do

Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do
Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay

Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se pyar hay
Meri in khuwahishon ko umid ki koi kiran day do

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man daydo
Tumhary siwa koi nahi meri soch, meray giyan mein
Meray as pas, meray door tuk, meray thory say wajdan mein

Mein nay zara si khushbo mangi hay kub kaha chaman daydo
Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man daydo

K jub tum door chalay jao koi to tanhai mein sahara ho
Tumhari zaat say mansoob kuch to hamara ho
Mujhey meray khuwab mujhey meray dulhan day do

Meri zindagi lay lo mujhey apna daman day do
Agar apni zaat say kuch bhi daina nahin chahtay
Mujhey apnay dukh apni aakhon ko sawan day doo

• Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho,
Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote ho,
Tab chehre par takiya rakh lena aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Yeh duniya zalim duniya hai…yeh baat bahut phelayegi,
Tum sabke saamne chup rehna aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab baarish chehra dho daale aur ashq bhi bonden lagte ho,
Woh lamha hargiz mat khona aur chupke chupke ro lena.

• Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin
Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin

Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan
Un ka Chehra bikhar na jaye kahin

Ab k Awaz doon to aa jana
Dil Deewana Sudhar na jaye kahin

Un ka Wada to hai magar Dil ko
Darr hai k kafir mukar na jaye kahin

Dard, Jugnoo, Hawa, Giley Shikwey
Yeh Mukaddar Sanwar na jaye kahin

Meri Dunya hai Dard ki Surat
Gul ki Surat Nikhar na jaye kahin

Khak se Aab tak to aa pohnchey
Ab yeh Darya Utar na jaye kahin

Yeh Mohabbat b ek Bala theri
Hum ko Darr hai wo Darr na jaye kahin

Is liye Muskuraye phirta hoon
Un ki Aankh b na bhar jaye kahin

Dil se guzra to hai magar Saqi
Apni Jaan se guzar na jaye kahin

• Guzar gaee raat aankhon aankhon main
Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main

Sadiyoun say piyaasi thee mohabbat
Ho gaee bersaat aankhon aankhon main

Mil na saka tha dil kabhi dil say
Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main

Ahad-e-wafa or qasmoon ki bhi
Ho gaee shuruaat aankhon aankhon main

Day diya dil aik doojay ko
Ho gaee soghaat aankhon aankhon main

Sab rasmoon riwajoon ko Saqi
Ho gaee maut aankhon aankhon main

• Heard that you're not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon

• Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

• Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”
Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,
Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…
Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…
Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”

• Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

• If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”

• You mean a lot to me….
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here’s a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself !

• Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isnt the same without you.

 • Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejuice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon

• I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!

• May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

• Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.

• Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

• SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

• Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein

• Son: Dad 5+5, how much?
Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.

• Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi.
Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..

• You are the sweetest person in this world….
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…?

• Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

 • When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

• Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!

• Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want. I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

• Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Boy:Maa baap

Girl:Yes

Boy:Bhai behan

Girl:Yes

Boy:Khana peena

Girl:Yes

Boy:Star plus

Girl: Munh sambhal ke baat kar !!

• Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

• Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes

• Advantages of a House Wife:

1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal
3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month

Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE

• Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

• Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
——
—–
—
—
—

NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

• Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera ek sms,
sub k Mobile ki shan hota hay mera ek SMS,
har kisi ki inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera ek SMS…

• Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

• Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar

 • Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle…
Suddenly lion comes !

Monu - Abe tu dar raha hai?
Sonu - Nahi main nahi darta..
Monu - Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?

• Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.

• Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:

Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?

• Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman

• How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

• Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

• In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be on finger tips”.

• Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

• Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

• What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru ?
Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…

• Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me.

Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!

• A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

• Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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?
?
?
?
?
?
?
??
?
?
COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?

• A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

• Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!

• Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
.
.
.
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
.
.
.
.
.
Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

• 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!

• Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!

• U r SWEET AS GIN,
HARD AS RUM,
CLEAR AS VODKA,
MATURED AS WHISKY,
REFRESHING AS BEER.
In short u r
a complete BAR
of friendship.
Cheers.

• Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
Kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,
Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,
Aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

• Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,
Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,
Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

• Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

• If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”

• Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.

• Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

• What is the height of Flirting ?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

• If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

• Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,

Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

• Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

• I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”

• Teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

• Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao ZONG wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
Shaadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

• My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.

• A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding

• Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

• Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

• One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
Schoole
masters.

Happy Father's Day

• The greatest gift
I ever had
came from God;

I call him Dad!

• Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

• It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

• Thanks for being
there through the
tears, laughter and
dirty diapers.

Happy Father’s Day!

• If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

• I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father's ’Day!

• You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

• Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Phekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

• My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

• A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”
“Tail, I watch a movie.”

If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p

• eXams are there,
at the paper u stare,
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

EXam’s song by Munna bhai

• EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

It takes 15 trees to

• It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

• Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

• Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

• Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

• May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,

ur heart with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

• Kash hum ek SMS hotay
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty


Maana k aap hamy delete kar daitey
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or
bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

• Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana

• Eid lekay aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deti hai insan mai duriya,

Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarak,
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

• May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

• Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,

Charo taraf phailao khushion ka geet,
Isi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhein
MUBARIK ho EID.

• Hope Love and Laugher,
warmth, wishes, joy and
a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

• Today I pray that
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace, love, joy & good health behind


May you remain happy all the time
irrespective of any occasion

Eid Mubarak

• May
all
the
joys
of
life
be
showered
on
you .!

Wish you a very very
happy eid mubarak to you and your family

• The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

• The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration. - Dr. Fred Barlow

• Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo

• The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” - Peter Marshall

• What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

• The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter!

• Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.” - Phillips Brooks

• What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

• Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

• May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Easter

 • One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

• We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.

• Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

• All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible.

• The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

• A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.

• Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
is but a dream within a dream.

• Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Inwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths,
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet,
But I, being poor, have only my dreams,
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

• Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

• If u can dream with ur eyes open, u have 100% chance to live ur dream, but if u dream while sleeping u can only write incomplete & spiced movies and stories.

•

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

• Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

• Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
?
?
?
?
socho??
?
?
nai pata?
???
?
?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

• Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

• You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

• Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…

• Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

• In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

• When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

• Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
.
.
.
.
baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!

•
l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

• Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke hon,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali 2014!

• Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy Deepawali

• Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

• Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”

• Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye, “happy diwaliâ€

• Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..

Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,

• Diwali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.

Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

• This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

:05

:04

:03

:02

:01

(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

• Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.

• I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked" What is your wish of today?"
I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message"
GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

• Don't cry in Love coz 4 whom u r crying does not deserve ur tears & the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!!

• Løvë î§ wëñ ü tåkë åwå¥ thë ƒëëlîñg thë Þ姧îøñ thë ®ømåñçë..& ü ƒîñd øüt.. ü §tîll çå®ë 4 thë Þ뮧øñ...!!

• Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

• Shoot for the moon
Even if u miss
You will land amongst the stars

• There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure.

• Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But You Have All of Them Including a nice Heart...

• Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on How tall it could be,But on how deep the roots have grown.

• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

• The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

• Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

• Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay…

• Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

• Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

• Meaning of HUSBAND & WIFE..

(w)Wonderful
(i)Item
(f)For
(e)Entertainment

(h)Handsome
(u)Useful
(s)Smart
(b)But
(a)At
(n)Night
(d)Dangerous

• School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

• When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked

When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets

• Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college regularly....

• The sky's falling down, the whole world is on fire
The smell of burning is strong on my mind
Everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
One man taking another's life.
Don't ask me how but somehow i know
Mankind still has to go for miles.