• Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
Remove her nighty
Do your duty
After 9 months
get a cuty
Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts
Sunday, November 23, 2014
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• !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%
aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya
aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya
A girl phoned me
• A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
He came at night,
• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Come here,
• Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
CONGRATS.
• CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Buy a scooty
• Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
Remove her nighty
Do your duty
After 9 months
get a cuty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
Remove her nighty
Do your duty
After 9 months
get a cuty
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%
• !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%
aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya
aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya
A girl phoned me
• A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
He came at night,
• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Come here,
• Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
CONGRATS.
• CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.
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