it would have better if the mom herself come out t...

it would have better if the mom herself come out to be fucked by pakistani fauji.........after all they r ment to fuck indians mothers

May you rise each texting day with

May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand,Inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart,And a clear signal all day long. Good Morning & Nice day!

I asked God to make u happy,

I asked God to make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely thru every mile;Grant u wealth, give u health & most of all give u love & care.Good Morning Dear.

We have a Strange and Unique Friendship

We have a Strange and Unique Friendship.. U-Strange. Me-Unique! Ha,ha,ha. Smile my friend. its a Beautiful Morning!

U may not think of me when ur happy

U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It's fine, but please don't 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!

U may think that I forgot u.

U may think that I forgot u. U may think that I don't care, And U may think that I'm not thinking of u. Well, you're wrong. You're still in My Dreams.

Soraj ki pehli kiran

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING" HAVE NICE DAY

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true.
Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!

raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia

raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia
bas itna khena tha good morning or kea
iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya
yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua
good morning

. ' 12 ' . 9 __/ 3 ' . 6

. ' 12 ' . 9 __/ 3 ' . 6 . ' Time will alwayz fly, but my FEELINGS 4 u wil neva die! @>-)--

It is a"S"imple"M"ind touching"I"nteractive"L"ong

It is a"S"imple"M"ind touching"I"nteractive"L"ong lasting"E"ffectwhichWinsthehearts..Yes..Itsyour"SWEET SMILE"So Keep smiling always, gudmrng...

Life never seems to be the way we want it,

Life never seems to be the way we want it,
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments...Good morning!

The more u count ur blessings

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day

Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments

Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

Every bad situation will have something positive

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

Treat everyone with politeness,

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

Your Friendship

Your Friendship is like a Diamond …
true and rare. thanks for being a gem of a friend
to me!
Happpy Valentine’s Day!

What is common

What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
they fill the heart with love & smiles !
Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who
brightens up so many…

You got

You got a new Messges …. Day & Night & all da moments
in B/W …. all i do is think of U !
happy Valentine’s Day

Whenever i talk to

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just
know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell. I Feel
lucky to have a friend like you! Happy Valentine’s Day.

14 Feb Valentine Day

14 Feb Valentine Day Ko Loog Aysa Kia Karty Hain Kh
Theakh Nine(9) Month Baad 14 Nov Ko Children Day Manana
Parta Hai

Soocha aap say

Soocha aap say baaat karooon ……
Phir Soocha …ek mulaqaat Karoon …
Phir Sooocha ….q na … Intezaar karoon …
Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon …
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon …
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

What the heart

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in
the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from
the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

Kabhi Ajnabee se

Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the, fir yhonhi miltay chale gaye,
hun to aapko dost bananewale the magar aap to hamare dil
ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye. happy Valentine’s Day jaan.

Kon rakhta hai

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
~~~~ HAPPY VALENTINE DAY ~~~

Chehrey Per

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
ajj iqraar ker hi do..dear..hapPy
Valentine’s day..

Without Love

Without Love — dayz are
‘Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Kitna bhi chaho

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
HapPy VaLentine Day Jan..!!

Honth keh nahi

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh
baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye…
HapPy Valentine’s day..

V….is for Valentine

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

U r unique

U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

Every time

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!

The biggest mistake

The biggest mistake of my life was expressing my feelings towards you,
my beloved…Now I am cursed with the emotions of (L)onelyness,(O)verwelmed, (S)adness, and (S)orrow. (LOSS- I loved someone for a long time,& when I comfessed my love; he walked away without a single word.)

Tears can sometimes

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine’s Day !

—;-<@

—;-<@
—;-<@
—;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person…
‘U’
From a simple person…
‘ME’
Keep roses until they dry…
Keep my relation until I die…
Happy Valentine’s Day !

Love is like playing the piano.

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn, to play by the rules.
Then u must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Happy Valentine Day!

Humari ankh me Paanee Bahot Hai.

Humari ankh me Paanee Bahot Hai.
Ke Is Duniya me Beimaani Bahot hai..
Mohabbt humne kee Hai,Humse Poocho...
Mohabbat me Pareshani Bahot Hai....

Hausle Zindagi Ke Dekhte hai..

Hausle Zindagi Ke Dekhte hai..
Chalo Kuch roz Jee ke Dekhte hai...
Baarishonse to Pyas buzhtee nahin...
Aao Ab Zeher Pee ke Dekhte Hain....

Baar baar laut kar zindagi mein meri mujhe yun na sataya karo,

Jis shaks se humne rishta banaya,
Ussi ne apnakar tanha chhod diya,
Ke ab hum keh sakte hai,
Jab bhi humne khushi ki hawa khayi,
Dukh ke din samne aa gaye.

Gham chupana padta hai

Iss bedard zamaane se har gham chupana padta hai,
Zakhm hazaaron ho dil pe phir bhi muskurana padta hai,
Dekh kar yeh badon ki duniya mere dil ke kone mein,
Ek chota sa bachcha bada hone se darta hai,
Aisa lagta hai ki har imtihaan ko hamara hi pata de diya hai,
Tum se door jaa raha hoon jaane kaise jee paonga,
Dil se aawaz dena mujhe, waqt nahi hoon laut aaunga,
Naam mein kya rakha hai hum toh tumhare deewane hai,
En majnuon pe dhyaan mat do yeh toh jalti shama ke parwaane hai.

Duniya ka dastoor hai bewafai karna

Chain se rehna hai duniya mein toh kuch socha na kar
Apni kismat se kabhi koi gila ya shikwa na kar

Yaad rakhna mout ki tizarat ko zindagi nahi kahte
Insaan ke dushaman ko insaan nahi kahte

Dard mein jo kaam aaye

Kahte kabhi jo log yun hi, ki ab woh zamana nahi,
Dard mein jo kaam aaye, ab aisi dosti hai hi nahi,
Rakha nahi ittefaq, unki en baato se hamne kabhi,
Par aaj yeh ehsaas hai ki, sach hi kahte hai sabhi,
Likhte hai apne dard ko, jo shayari bana ke hum kabhi,
Karte hai wah-wah uspar dost mere aur kuch ajnabi,
Samjhe toh hai woh shayari, par samjhe nahi mera dard kabhi,
Wah-Wah na kijiye dost mere, jalta hai yeh dil ab bhi kabhi-kabhi.

Laut kar zindagi mein meri

Baar baar laut kar zindagi mein meri mujhe yun na sataya karo,
Jaanta hoon main ki tum bewafa ho
Kam se kam in bujhti nigaahon mein pani ke chirag na jalaya karo.

Ehsaas bhi na hoga unko

Main zinda hoon yeh ehsaas bhi na hoga unko,
Nikala gaya hoon mar ke apne ghar se hi thodar,
Jine ki chahat na thi par gham bhi gawara na tha,
Har taraf mushkilein thi koi apna sahara na tha.

Aankhein muskurati hai

Waqt ne iss qadar uss gam ko bhi bhula diya,
Jab main jita tha har roz sirf ghut ghut kar,
Meri tanhai meri haqiqat ko bayan karti hai,
Aaj bhi aankhein muskurati hai toh bas nam ho kar.

Zindagi bhar ki judai

Mohabbat toh har koi karte hai,
Phir kyu haatho ki lakiro mein uski naam nahi hoti hai,
Irade toh har ashiq ki neek hai,
Phir kyu zindagi bhar ki judai ki saza milti hai.

Karte hai jindagi ki tamana

Kabhi karte hai jindagi ki tamana,
Kabhi mout ka intezar karte hai,
Woh humse kyu door rehte hai,
Jineh hum jindagi se bhi zyada pyaar karte hai!

Jinke liye hum mar mite

Na socha tha jinke liye hum mar mite,
Ek din vahi humse door ho jayegea,
Jine ki tamanna toh hum bhi rakhte thay,
Ab Tere bina kaise ji payege.

MUDDAT SE THI KISI SE MILNE KI AARZU,

MUDDAT SE THI KISI SE MILNE KI AARZU,
KHWAHISH-E-DEEDAR ME SAB KHUCH GAWA DIYA,
KISI NE DI KHABAR K WO AYENGE RAAT KO,
ITNA KIYA UJALA K GHAR TAK JLA DIYA.....

Good Morning my love

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning my love

Good Morning Sms

Subh
Subh
Suraj
Ka
Sath
Ho
Parindon
Ki
Aawaz
Ho
Hath
Me
Tea
Or
Yaadon
Me Aap
Ho
Us
Khush
Numa
Subh
KiKia
Baat
Ho
=@=GooD=@=
=@MorninG=@=

Bas yehi dua hai meri

Aisi kia dua don tujh ko
Jo tere labon pe hansi k phool khila de
Bas yehi dua hai meri
Sitaron si roshan KHUDA teri taqdeer bana de.
“AMIN”
good morning…

Jeenay kay Liay

Jeenay kay Liay
Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Shayari Sms

Shayari Sms
Zindagi… Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo…
Warna… Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi.
Gud Day!

Shayari apne gamo

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!

Shayari Sms

Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.

Peotry Sms | yeh kafir

Yeh Kafir, sms karo or jee bhar kay karo
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.

Shayari khomoshi main

Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai.

chalo mana

Shayari Sms
kahtay tu hm ko thay tm baywafa,
per khud hi baywafai kar bathay.
lagatay tu hm per thay illzaam tm daga ka,
aur khud hi dhoka day bathay,
chalo mana hm ko tu chahat hi nai thi tmhari,
per tm ku bayrukhi kar bathay,
hm ko maloom hai zaroor ho gi majhburi tmhari,
warna tm tu chahtay thay hm ko baywafai [...]

yaroun say pocho

Shayari Sms
Is qader na her bat yaron sa pucho.
Jo bat raz ki ho isharon sa pucho.
Lehron sa khailna to samander ka shoq ha.
Lagti ha chot kasiay ye kinaron sa pucho!

Valentine day shayari

Valentine day shayari
Mera bhi ek sapna tha,
koi mera bhi apna tha.
Jiske sangh dheki thi maine ne,
jeewan ka har sapna tha..
Andhi chali pyar ke mehfil mein,
kashti dubi meri jab pass kinara tha..
Roi thi,tadpi thi,
uske pyar ne mujhe ‘tanha’ choda tha..
Diya sahara dosto ne tha..
Khuda nai khusiya jholi main bar gaya tha..
Par kismat ke haath khuda bhi [...]

shayari and sms

Shayar & Sms
n the morning I Miss You,
In the noon I Miss You,
In the afternoon I Miss You,
In the evening I Miss You,
But at night Mujhe neend aati hai yaar
~!@#$~!@#$~!@#—
–shayari and sms —-$~!@#$~!@#$~!
@#$~!@#$
Days are too Busy
Hours are too Few
Seconds are too Fast,
but there is always time for me to ask:
How R U? n Hope u [...]

hazaroun dard

Shayari sms
Hazaro Dard Hazaro Gum Sahey Maine Adaa Ki Khatir,
Jaane Kisne Ye Keh Diya K Aks Bejaan Rehte Hai,
Meri Hasti Mit Gayi Mere Armaa Bikhar Gaye,
Uspar Ye Sitam Wo Mujhe Deewangi Ka Ilzaam Dete Hai,
Ha ! Maine Use Toot Kar Chaha Ye Meri Deewangi Hogi,
Tabhi To Log Mujhe Deewana Aur Use Bewafa Kehte Hai,
Sochta Hu [...]

Hmmm please update new sms

Hmmm please update new sms

Good Morning

When u start ur day Keep 3words in ur pocket TRY-TRUE-TRUST TRY-4 better future

they will Burn him

Taalbaan  have kidnapped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$50000000
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol
Plz Donate!!!
.
I hv donated 15 Liters  PETROL!…

Crimnal Zardari’s Poem

Criminal Zardari’s Poem:
Ab mein karon ga mara mari,
Mera naam hy Zardari,
Meny pehly apni biwi mari,
Ab hy poori qoum ki bari:-)

Pakistani to American

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

ASIF ZARDARI ki tasveer

Pakistan Post Office ne
ASIF ZARDARI ki tasveer walay Stamp jari kardiye hain!
Awam pareshan hain K thook kis taraf lagaya jaye?

Kamzori

Itney kamzor
ho gay teri judai se
ZARDARI………………………
Ab “LAYS” khatay hain tu pait bhar jata hai…

Zardari per shak

Zardari per shak
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /;-)

Zardari Kasai Association

A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,
9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia [...]

Molvi Went To ZARDAR

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said,
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said,
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…”

Jamhuriat K Gear

Zardari Sms
Jate Jate Wo Mj pe Ehsan KrGyi
Insurnce Policy Se Jena Asan Krgi
Ab Apni Mrzi Se Bdalta Hun Jamhuriat K Gear
Yu Lgta Hai Naam Mere Pakistan Krgyi

sheri rehman

Zardari Sms
Sheri Rehman see Dosti achi nahi Zardari…
Teri Bachiyan Jawaan hain Kuch tu Khayal kar…..

Tumhare pass kia hai?

Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:Tum humara muqabla kabhi nahi kar sakte.
Humare pass ZARDARi hai.

Pakistan bech k

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi aayega,
Har koi khali hath jaye ga,
Sab yahin reh jaye ga,
Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par,Poori ho aapki sabhi duayen,Dil sey yeh dua hai gam na aapko kabhi sataaye,Allah bless u on this Eid!

I Wish We Could

I Wish We Could

Put Up

Some Of The

Eid’s Spirit

In Jars

And

Open

A Jar

Of It

Every Month

Happy Eid Mubarik

Agar Aap

Agar Aap

Chate Ho

K Is

Dafa

29 Rozy

Hon Or

Eid

Jaldi
Ho

Jaye

To

Apne

Hath

Uthayen Or

Allah
Say

Mery

Nazar
Anay

Ki
Dua

Karen :-)

May Allah This Occasion Flood Your Life With Happiness,

May Allah This Occasion Flood Your Life With Happiness,
Ur Heart With Love,Ur Soul With Spirtual,
Ur Mind With Wisdom,
Wishing U A Very Happy Eid Mubarik

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After 24 Hours Everyone
Will Wish U But
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

E I D

E I D
M U B A R A K







Humara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hy
Samjho Us Ki Tou EID Ho Gai







So

E I D
M U B A R A K ... ;->

A Little Smile,

A Little Smile,
A Word Of Cheer,
A Bit Of Love
From Someone Near,
A Little Gift
From One Held Dear,
Best Wishes For The Eid Day
These Make A Merry Eid’s

Eid-ul-Fitar Is Upon Us

Eid-ul-Fitar Is Upon Us
Once Again
Doors Open To Everyone
While Perfume Fills The Air
A Time To See The Ones
We Haven't Seen For A While
With Labels That Have
A Space For All
Love, Hope , Dreams &
Accomplishments Are Shared
Being Thankful To
ALLAH
For All That Exist In Our Lives
Being Generous To The
Ones That Need It
Having Patience To
Withstand What Life Brings

... Eid Mubarak ...

Regardz

HuMaYuN

America K Hamlo'n Main

America K Hamlo'n Main

Khud-kash Dhamako'nMain

Mehangai Aur Berozgari Main

Load Shedding Aur Aaty Ki Qillat Main

Maghrib k Rasm-e-Rivaj Main

Musharraf Ki Nijat Main

Wakilo'n Ki Baghawat Main

Aur

Zardari Ki Sadarat Main

Aap Ko
Eid Mubarak .... ;->

~~Eid Special 3~~

~~Eid Special 3~~

--==Eid Ka Din--==

Is Eid Per

Wo Mere Saath nahi

Magar Wo

Uski Yadain

Us Ki Batain

Sab Mujhe Yaad Hai

Us ne Mujhe

Yaad Kia Hoga

Phir Mere Khialon Mein

Khooye Huey

Tasawar Ke

Kisi Lamhe Mein

Dheeray Se Kaha Hoga

~~~EiD MuBaRaK~~~!

During This Eid Season,

During This Eid Season,

May You Be Blessed

With The Spirit Of The Season,
Which Is Peace,

The Gladness Of The Season,
Which Is Hope,

And The Heart Of The Season,
Which Is Love

A Special Wish For A Wonderful Friend On,

A Special Wish For A Wonderful Friend On,

" E I D - U L - F I T A R "

May U Find Success In All Endeavors..

May U Find Happiness In Whatever U Do..

May ALLAH Blessings Be Always With U.. !!

*_* ( H A P P Y ) ( E I D ) ( D A Y ) *_*

Pholon Ko Jis Trha Bhanwre Milte Hyn

Pholon Ko Jis Trha Bhanwre Milte Hyn
Aao Is "EID" Pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn
Apni Is Chahat Ko
Pyar Bari Rafaqat Ko
Sachi Lagan Ka Rang Dete Hyn,
Dunia K Liye Apni Mohbat Ko Misal Krte Hyn
Rawani K Liye Jese Darya Samandar Me Khud Ko Pamal Krte Hyn
Phool Jese Gulshan Se Wafa Nibane Hr Bar Nikalte Hyn
Aao Is EID pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn ...

HoPe LoVe & LaUghTeR

HoPe LoVe & LaUghTeR
waRmTh & wIsHeS
JoYs & BoUqUeTs oF eId WiShEs
fOr AlL oF Us ...
MaY JuBlIcAtIoNz BeCome a PaRt
Of OuR eId AnD lIfE ...

"AaMeEn"

EiD mUbaRaK tO aWl ....

MaY EverY Minute.,

MaY EverY Minute.,

Of Your

EiD Be HaPPY Warm And BriGht.,

MaY All Your HoPes And Dreams Turn Out ExactlY RiGht.,

HaPPiness

AT " EiD "

Is Wished For You.,

WishinG You A,.

.,WishinG You A,.

"BloominG EiD"

MaY
HaPPiness Come
On
FraGrant Winds And
Surround
You For Ever In
The
WaYs Of BeautY,

Kahin Mai Late Tu Nahi Ho Gaya ? ?

Kahin Mai Late Tu Nahi Ho Gaya ? ?

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.

Chalo Daer Aye Darust Aye . .
''Happy Eid Mubarik''

Congratz

Congratz

U Have Received A
Amazing Eid Gift
Just Log On To
Our Following Website
And
Claim Your Gift

















www.chalbhaag-muftey.com ... ;->

EID's 3rd day*

*EID's 3rd day*

/''"/'\ /'\''"\
/ /\,,,\/,,,/\ \
/,,,/ UBARAK \,,,\

May Allah bless u all d happiness...
Ameen.

May Dis Auspicious Festival

May Dis Auspicious Festival

Open Up New Vistas Of Peace,

Prosperity And Beatitude 4 All Ov Us.

Bilal Wishing U A Vry Warm,

Joyous & Frolicsome "Eid"

Celebrating

Celebrating da day of idd wit ur muslim brother is lyke abig releif and unity among us.idd mubarack

1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+

1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2++1+5+1+2+1+5+3


Wah G Wah
Eidi Gin Rahe Ho! ;->

/// EiD MubArAK ///

/// EiD MubArAK ///


I HopE iM thE FirST WhO sENd u ThiS MsG
DoNT SmiLE JAn|x . . .

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BAkrA EiD ki bAAt kAr rAhA hOn... :p ;->

Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Ge,

Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Ge,

Jab Koi Nahi Ho Ga To Khud Ko TANHA Pao Ge,

Choti EID To Chalo Guzar Gayi Lakin,

Wada Karo BARI EID Pay Zaro0r Nahao Gay!

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

• Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

As I fe3l thE te@r g0 d0wn my cheeek .....

• As I fe3l thE te@r g0 d0wn my cheeek .....
I n0tice that my he@rt !s weak.....
For the love I have 4 u,
Will always be gold and true.....
I have m@de some mistakes..... they rest !n the p@st.....
But kn0w my l0ve w!LL Alw@ys La$t....
Even though we R a distance apart...
Y0U Alw@ys have tHE key t0 my he@rt...

I have commited a sin to make you sad,

• I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,

so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,

So plz forgive me

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.

• I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

• Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Wish I could turn back the time

• Wish I could turn back the time
and make things right…
Please forgive me!

Some times….When I’m all alone.

• Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Some times ur existence

• Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.

So value yourself.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

• Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,

• A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Smile is a language of Love.

• Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling

Let me guess what U R doing…

• Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

SMILE:

• SMILE:

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

Girls misuse it!

• Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Smiling is infectious,

• Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

Smile in ease,

• Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…

hmm Nice site

hmm Nice site

Ramadan can&#39;t be completed without sending and...

Ramadan can't be completed without sending and receiving some gifts or presents. new year gift is a complete new idea especially among young people. Most of the people believe a gift is the best way to make their loved one happy and feel special on new year. There are lots of new year gifts ideas including mobile phones, laptops, books, watches and other designer accessories are the most favorite among all. These days, most of the families also love to celebrate by gifting some home accessories to each other. There are other options of New Year Gifts and Presents.

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks

• Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’‘Haan’ replies shop owner.Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pumpsees a

• Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON'T CALL ME NOW.

Santa was drawing money from

• Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur pin. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Pappu while filling up a form

• Pappu while filling up a form:What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long…..!

A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing

• A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back withinhalf an hour and slapped the manand said:“He’s not my friend.”

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,

• Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Your Ad Here

A Chini was in hospital.

• A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

I am made of 5 letters,

• I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!


HAIR

AIR
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-
-
-
-
-

Answer : CHAIR

A ki biwi B

• A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

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Answer= they are husband and wife
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

• Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
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Select one dish, i'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

• Select one dish, i'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

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Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
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If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

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Answers
ID=Important
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Text-mate
Letter=Sum1 Special
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This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

• This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

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answer = SMILE
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Choose any number below,

• Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

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Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
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This is a secret msg send only 4 u,

• This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW


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answer=” I MISS YOU”
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tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????

• tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

Welcome Ramadan

• Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

When u get this SMS

 • When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Raat ko naya chand mubarak

• Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,

Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.

Aur aap ko hamari taraf se:-
RAMADAN MUBARAK

Dear!

• Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramdan Mubarak”

The holy month of Ramadan,

• The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds

turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;

• “… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,

• Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

Ramadan Mubarak

Wishing you and your family

• Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.

Ramadan Mubarak !!

Ramadan ka chand daikha,

• Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan

Ameen

Prophet said:

• Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

May the festival of lights be the harbinger

• May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u in Ramadan

Agar aap bus, train

• Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!

Hey Sis,

• Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

I long for the day through the year

• I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday

This msg is for the most wonderful

• This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

Sky is blue, feel this hue,

• Sky is blue, feel this hue,
My love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

God could not take care for the whole world

• God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rasmalaai?

• Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

• J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini

• MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye day kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,

• Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

• ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai

• Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,

• Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
Jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

Baah fadke rok lende

• Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Oh menu dekhi jaandi

• Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

1 anokhi dua

• 1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko

AUR

Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!

• Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men

• Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR...!!!

Devils went to Court to Prove

• Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon ha i?

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

• Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Ek ghar mai do do nahin rahain gay =D

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

• Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,
hui thi wo election main khari,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,
Dil main hay mere
“Dard-e-Bhutto”
“Dard-e-Bhutto”

A good leader is a person

• A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Kid

• Kid

Pid

Did

Sid

Fid

Wid

Lid

Gid

Hid

Jid

Sid

Mid

Pid

Vid

Lid

Qid

Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.

• Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

I'm at the police station

• I'm at the police station now been done for drink driving
Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample
They r now doin me 4 taking the piss.

Any party which takes

• Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
- Dwight Morrow

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

• i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex
appeal. remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

I'm at the police station

• I'm at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks". I''m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out so hurry up!

Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo,

• Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo,
Dilse pyaar k saare jazbaat le lo,
Nahi chhodenge tufaan mein bhi akele tumhe,
Is dost ki dosti ka chahey imtehaan le lo.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

• Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

• Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,

• Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

Na pooch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,

• Na pooch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
Tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai

• Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
woh chand ka ek tukda hai
hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
chand uus ka ek tukda hai

Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,

• Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.

Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume,

• Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume,
Kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume,
Kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
Apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,

• Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil toot kar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.

Laare ta sta, zama kaateh paate sho,

• Laare ta sta, zama kaateh paate sho,
Kaateh da stargo me kaage paate sho.

Sharab kabab ye vene zra sha zama,
Yadoona sta che melmanah paate sho.

Khiyala che tang ye Hashtnagar kro pa ma,
Laaram tre Khalaq ye saarah paate sho.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,

• Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
Meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
Koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

Da jami shpa wa

• Da jami shpa wa
Dera ogda wa
Tora tyara wa
Yawa baja wa
Khkwali moqa wa
Zo ao hagha wa
Khwaga khwaga wa
Pasta pasta wa

kho

.
.
MALTA yawa wa!

zama raqeeb de kho betarsa woran de

• zama raqeeb de kho betarsa woran de
chi ma tri ogato maidan da ishaq
nu raghay haal ye zama plar ta oway

Pat pat ye jarral kho sa ye na wayal

• Pat pat ye jarral kho sa ye na wayal
Der sa ye wayal khu sa ye na wayal

Makhi la mi raaghla khpa niwali shwa
Koz koz ye katal khu sa ye na wayal

Bia cha pa godar ke warta yad krrama
Rang ye sho badal khu sa ye na wayal

Ma warta nan owe zama sa lagey
Bia bia ye khandal khu sa ye na wayal

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka,

• Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka,
kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka,
da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada,
Laka maraway gul me lag ghwanday muskay ka

Sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night,

• Sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night,
kala wawrama pa left kala pa right,

Zama rang ba wali yellow yellow na V,
Che da yaar me anangi de RED & White.

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa,

• Belatana ka sultan shama no sa,
Ya ka store da asman shama no sa,

Che malang da sta da wrane kose na sham,
Ka bacha da tol jehan shama no sa.

Mashom yaar me pa daoos raqib belale,
Wos ka der azim insan shama no sa,

Da khpal sawe zrra Elaj rasara nishta,
Ka okhiar laka luqman shama no sa!

Tora tiyare che ra khware she ao baran warige.

• Tora tiyare che ra khware she ao baran warige.
Laka da saski me pa zrra bandi janan waregi.

Pa ayeena ke khpal tasweer ogora..

• Pa ayeena ke khpal tasweer ogora..
Pa khpal tandi zama taqdeer ogora..
Da khpalo stargo da duniya kitab ke..
Mala zama da khob tabeer ogora..
Da zamany da peghorono na yam..
Mala pa khpal zan ky zameer ogora..
Nan pa menath derna yao swal kawoma..
Mala zama da yar tasveer ogora..

Domra salamona Laka

• Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona, da Arabistan dashtoona, da Hindustan filmoona, da Paris Atroona, da PAKISTAN daaloona, da Pukhto mataloona.

We will open the book.

• We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,

• Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhool ke sare Ghum,
New Year 2014 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Little keys open big locks

• Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2014

Each moment in a day has its own value.

• Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014.

New Year is the time to

• New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2014

My wishes for you in year 2014

• My wishes for you in year 2014
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2014.

I am sorry.

• I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2014-

Tom Cruise

• Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Memorable moment r celebrated together,

• Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2014 bring Happiness for you Dear.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

• Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

Buy a scooty

• Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
Remove her nighty
Do your duty
After 9 months
get a cuty

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%

• !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%
aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya

If i was a dog

• If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower

A girl phoned me

 •  A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

He came at night,

• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Come here,

• Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

CONGRATS.

• CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

• Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Impact of Movies:

• Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

• Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

Exams song by Munna bhai:

• Exams song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

• Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Failure is simply the opportunity

• "Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently." - Henry Ford

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

• MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.

• "Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don’t wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it’s at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savored." - Earl Nightingale

To be yourself in a world

• "To be yourself in a world
that is constantly trying to
make you something else is
the greatest accomplishment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Issue a blanket pardon.

• "Issue a blanket pardon.
Forgive everyone who has ever hurt you in any way.
Forgiveness is a perfectly selfish act.
It sets you free from the past" - Brian Tracy

Smooth roads never make good drivers!

• Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

Being a good person

• Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.

Give thousand chances to your enemy

• Give thousand chances to your enemy
to become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
to become your enemy.

Erasers are for people who make errors.

• Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.

• In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Coins always make sound,

• Coins always make sound,
But the currency notes are always silent.
So, when your value increases,
Keep yourself calm and silent.
Gud Day!

Birthday Sms Page 2

Birthday Sms send sms karo! karo! or kartay jao!
MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.
hope u share lots and [...]

Birthday Sms

Send Birthday Sms to your Love ones karo! Karo! or kartay jao
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative…being accepted for who you are…being able to pick up right where you left off…sharing, talking, and laughing…Friendship is about us, and for that I’m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday [...]

freind like u is not like

A friend like u is not like boobs, coz everyone sucks them.
Not like vagina coz it tears.
You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.

if kisses were rain

if kisses were rain i’d send u showers,
if fun was time i’d send u hrs,
if u needed a friend i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Faraz Sms parda karo

me agar tumse milne aya karon “faraz” 
lazmi hy ke tum mujse parda kro.
Apne ahbaab se ummid thi tum se tu na thi “FAYYAZ”
dast-e-tanhai me tum ne bhi mujhe tanha chor diya.

Faraz Sms taufeed

hum se ek rootha howa shaks na mana FRAZ…
log to roothi howi taqdeer mna laty hain
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hum tu mohabbat mei tauheed k qail han FARAZ
ak hi shakhs ko meboob banye rakha……..

Faraz sms

Bhala hathon ki lakeerain b Mit-ti hain FARAZ,,,
Kitna pagal hai mera naam mitaanay wala

Dil mein rehne wala

Dafna ne Se pehle Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena “FARAZ”
Kahin Khaak Main Na Mill Jaye Mere Dil Main Rehne Wala

Faraz Sms tripple movie

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj faraz…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->

Faraz ki muft khoriyan

tang aa gayi woh meri muft khoriyon se faraz
aik din gusse mein aa kar keh hi diya usne
meno note wakha mera mode bane

Habib Oil - faraz sms

Aaj usne Habib Oil mein aftari bana daali Faraz
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jo kehti thi har cheez Mezan mein achi lagti hai…

Doctor Fazar

Mr. fArAz
Mujhay kehti hay apnay saath waqfay ki goLian laya karo FARAAZ
kia ussay mere CONDOM pe aitbar nahi hay

New sms and free Sms of doctor Faraz

Faraz ki mannat

Chalo Us Ka Nahi To KHUDA Ka Ehsan Laitay Hai FARAZ
Wo Minnat Se Nahi Mana To Mannat Se Mang Laty Hain

phulan wali kurti

hum jo agar darzi hote faraz
to woh kyun kar keh pati
meri phulan wali kurti hoyi
wakhiyan to tang way

Faraz - sardi

Faraz Sms
Unse kahu Khawaboo Mai aya Na Kare Faraz . . .
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Sardi Bohat Hai Nahaya Nahi JatA

Faraz ki beeri

Beeri jalayi le jigar se Faraz
Kyun k machis beeri se mehngi hogayi hai

baddan toot ta hai faraz

Ab usse roz na sochon to baddan toot-ta hai Faraz!
Aik Umar ho gaee hai uski yad ka nasha karte karte..

rotha hoa shakhs

rotha hoa shakhs
hum se ek rotha hoa shakhs na mana faraz,
log rothi hoi taqdeer mana lete hai.

Faraz Funny Sms 2

Aata Khatam
Bijli Khatam
Cheeni Khatam
Pani Khatam
Sukoon Khatam
Waaday Khatam
Ittehad Khatam
Muqadamay Khatam
Banday Mar Mar K Khatam
Or To Or Sab Se Bari Baat. .
Ek Banda Bacha Tha FARAZ
Ab To Wo Bhi Khatam..

fareb e dosti

Zamane bhar ney luta hai Faraz fareb-e-dosti day kr
agar tu saath day mera to sub se dushmani kr loon?

neend se jaga kar usne mujhe

Faraz Funny Sms Poetry
neend se jaga kar usne mujhe
kuch is tarhan se kaha faraz
aj ral k guzaran ge raat
ALLAH karre din na charhe

Faraz ki taqseem

Faraz Sms, Faraz Poetry
‘Taash Ke Paton ki Manind hai Zindage Meri..
~.FARAZ .~
‘Jis Kisi ne bhi Khela Taqseem Kar Diya Mujhey..!

meri zindgi k Tmam warq

Bikhr rahy hein meri zindgi k Tmam warq
Najany kb koi andhi ura k le jae
Mein kb tak dosro k Dukh sambhal k rakhon FARAZ
Jis jis k hen wo nishani bta k le jae

KHUWAB na uss kE dekha karo

MERI” Ankhein bhi Ek din Mujhse ye keh dein gi “FARAZ”
KHUWAB na uss kE dekha karo AB Hum sey roya nahi jata!!.

Faraz ka naam

Faraz ka naam
Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,
Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..
Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??
Papa: Kyun??
Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.

Faraz Sms collections

Farz Sms Collection
Kon Pareshaan HoTa Hai Tere GhuM Se Faraz.!
Woh Apni Hee Kisi BaaT Pe Roya HoGa.~!
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Faraz Mohabbat
Mohabbat k baad mohabbat mumkin hai Faraz, magar toot k chahna sirf ak bar hota hai.
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Faraz Khud
Khud ko Chuntay Huwey Din Saara GuzaR JaaTa Hai “Faraz“!
Phir Hawa ShaaM Ki Chalti Hai To Bikhar Jaate Hein..~!
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Faraz dhondta hai
Wo Barish [...]

Faraz Ki Neend

Mujhe raat ko neend der se aati hai FARAZ
isi waja se miss ho jati hai meri subah ki NAMAZ

Pan ki pichkari

humne jo mou se phenki pan ki pichkari faraz
shamra k boli mehboba hamari
yeh pan ki pichkari hai ya hai mahwaari

Mr Ijaz

I love her so much Faraz
but she loves Mr Ijaz

Tambakho noshi

Faraz Sms
TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz
Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya.

Faraz Menses

na samajh itna b na samajh saki faraz
hamari pan ki pichkari
ko woh keh bethi mahwaari

Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix

Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix
Aaon Tohanjay Ishq Main Chariyo Thi Weus Faraz!
To Shadi Karay Munkhay Maamu Thai Chadeo..

eid ul azha or faraz

Eid Ul Azha Sms
Top Movies Of The Year:
1.Faraz Is King
2.Mission Faraz
3.Jane Tu ya jane faraz
4.Faraz 2050
5.Faraz Zamen Pr
6.Faraz Shanti Faraz
7.Aaja Nachle Faraz

ubharta hai faraz

FARAZ fr0m grave yard:
Aajkal boys k honton pe ubharta hai faraz.
In ki Gaand pe sholay sa Q jalta hai faraz.
Karte hain maa chudaiyan subha shaam takhllus se mere.
Har shair ki maa chod kar aagey likhte hain faraz.
Shayad in ki kisi faraz ne mari hai GAAND.
Ya phir choD K in ki behnon ko bhaga tha [...]

Faraz or pappu

Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat aala….
Wah wah
Faraz ki gazlain thi boht aala…
pr kia faida….
jb pappu can’t dance sala !!!

Arz kia hai

Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
jin may sey aik ka pilot hai faraz… :p ;->

Faraz best sms 2014

Aaj tak kuch is leye raha hoon ma Hairan Faraz
Keh Mere shehar ma Kuch Murawat nahi rahi
,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…
meri khushi ki mudat itni he faraz
guzar jati he mere muskurani se pahle..
,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…
Wo Kaise Log Thay YA RAB Jinho Ne Paa Liya Tujh Ko….
Humain To Ho gaya Dushwaar ik Insaan Ka Milna……………. !
,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…,…
Ye mat samjhna [...]

Faraz sochta bhi he

Faraz Sms
Log kahty he k Faraz sochta bhi he
par in jahlo ko kon samjhay
Faraz sochta to aj shayer nahi hota

Nachan sari raat

Faraz Sms
rozana farmayesh karti thi woh mujhse FARAZ
Mera kotha paint kara de main nachan sari Raat

Zalim faraz

Faraz Sms
Hoti Hay Baree Zalim Yaktarfa Mohabbat Bhe FARAZ
Woh Yaad Tu Aatay Hain , Par Yaad Nai Kartay…..

faraz kioun hai

Faraz Sms
meray khoshion k lamhay itnay muhtasur q hain FARAZ!
Guzer jatay hain mwray muskuranay se pehlay

Faraz Fana ho gaya

Mein fana ho gya wo badla phir b nahi Faraz
Meri chahat se b sachi thi naffrat us ki

fursat se

Faraz Sms
Wo tu milta hy mujhse mehdood se lamhon me Faraz
Yeh DIL hy kitni fursat se sochta hy usay

faraz ka sabab

Aik nafrat hee nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab Faraz…
MOHABBAT bhi sakoon walon ko bari takleef deti hain.

Aik nafrat hee nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab Faraz…
MOHABBAT bhi sakoon walon ko bari takleef deti hain.

barishain or faraz

Barishain Hoti Hi Jati Hain Mere Shehar Main FARAZ,,,
Kabhi Dhoop Niklay Tou Apne Aansu Hi Sukha Loon.. !!

Faraz or piaz

kitni der se meri ankhain nam hain fraz!
koe to kamina hy jo piaz kaat raha hy

faraz kee nakami hai

Faraz Sms
Faraz kee nakami iss kee nadani hai
Faraz kee nakami iss kee nadani hai
meri ammi kee ammi meri nani hai
karo karo or karo sms

Chars ka soota

Faraz Sms
“Socha tha pilot” banenge faraz”
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“Chars ka soota lagaya or khud hi ban gae JAHAZ,,,,”

Angry Faraz

Angry Faraz
Un se kehdo k yunh hr baat
Pr hum se rutha na kry Faraz
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Kse din meter ghoom gya
to bund maar de ge hum

Joota chor

Faraz Sms
Ek he suf main khare ho gay mehmood o ayyaz. . .
Dono k joote le k bhag gya FARAZ

kon kehta hai

Faraz Sms
Kon KehTa Hai k Duniyan say Piyar outh Gaya Hai FARAZ…..
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Menay Kal Ek Larki Ko Chupey marty Dekha Hai

Faraz ko vitamin C kee kami

Faraz usne mujhe chhor diya ab kya karna hai ji ke…
Kya kami thi mujh me?
siwaye Vitamin C ke..

honton ko choom

un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ
maza na aaey to paisay wapis.

Faraz or lux

FARAZ ko Nahatey huey Apni Mahbooba Yaad agai to Farmany lga:
Dil me hy Tumhara Aks or Hath me hy Sabun LUX,
Tumhara Khayal aata raha or
LUX Jhaag Banata raha..

Faraz Lora

Faraz Lora
usne is nazakat se tumhari GAAND pe lora rakha FARAZ,
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k andar bhi nahi gaya aur MUNNA bhi bahir aagaya..

Faraz Mehboob ki yaad

Faraz, kesi khushi, kesi wehshat, kese jazbat, kesa khaoff,
The number u have dial is powered off…:D

Mehboob ki Yaad me Petrol-Pump Py Cigret kia jalaya faraz…
Meri Tu dunia hi Badal gai Ik dhamaky k Baad.

Jotton Ne Koota

Bush 2 Faraz
HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ
Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota, aur Humain jotton Ne Koota…!

Imran Hashmi hota

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh FaRaZ!
Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi
Imran Hashmi hota.
“Faraz Sms“

Faraz Monkey took

Faraz Sms
Faraz found a monkey and took it to police station
Inspector: Isay zoo le jao
Next day he sees the faraz with Monkey at bus stop
Inspector: me ne keha tha isay zoo le jao, fir tm isay sath lye ghoom rhe ho
faraz: kal hm isay zoo le gya tha bara mzaa aya aj film dekhane leja [...]

Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-

Most wonderful pairs in the world are:- HEART & BEAT NIGHT & MOON BIRDS & SONGS ROSES & LOVE U & UR $MILE. SO KEEP $MILING ALWAYS.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum

Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,

Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti, aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote, jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote... Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai.. Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, Sahayog mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se, Pyar mile sab se, Daulat mile rab se, Yahi dua hai DIL SE

.) TERI HAR ADA MOHABBAT SI LAGTI HAI,

.) TERI HAR ADA MOHABBAT SI LAGTI HAI, EK PAL KI JUDAI MUDAT SI LAGTI HAI, PEHLE NAHI THA SOCHA AB SOCHTE HAIN, ZINDAGI K HAR LAMHEN ME TERI ZARURAT SI LAGTI HAI...

Longest LOVE is MOTHER"s LOVE,

Longest LOVE is MOTHER"s LOVE, Shortest LOVE is other LOVE, sweetest LOVE is LOVER"s LOVE, but stonngest LOVES is FRIEND LOVE...

HUM CHUP RAHTE HAIN KO-E KHATE NA HO JAYE,

HUM CHUP RAHTE HAIN KO-E KHATE NA HO JAYE,     BHOLE SE HUMSE KO-E KHATA NA HO JAYE,     BARE MUSHKIL SE BANA HAI KO-E APNA,       DAR LAGTA HA KAHEIN JUDE NA HO JAYE.

Ek bar kr k aitabar likh do,

Ek bar kr k aitabar likh do, Kitna hai mujh se piyar likh do, Kat'ti nahi ye zindagi ab tere bin, Kitna or karun intizar likh do, Taras rahe hain bari muddat se, Iss bar apni mohabbat ka izhar likh do, Deewaney ho jayen jisay parh k hum, Kuch esa tum mera piyar likh do, Ziyada nahi likh sakte to matt likho tum, Mohabbat bharay lafz do chaar likh do, Ek bar likho mohabbat hai mujhe tum se, Phir yehi jumla bar bar likh do,

TUJH MAIN NA KAMI NA TO AEIB DAAR HAI,

TUJH MAIN NA KAMI NA TO AEIB DAAR HAI, TO IS SIR ZAMEEN PER IK HASEEN SHAHKAAR HAI, CHOO K TUJH KO PHOOL BHI MEHKAAN PAA GAYEH, UNHAIN BHI TUJHAY CHOONAY PER AAJ TAK NAAZ HAI……..

App Kabhi Na Humari Azmaish Ker Sako Gey

App Kabhi Na Humari Azmaish Ker Sako Gey Jan Se Bhi Zyada Kia Farmaish Ker Sako Gay Piyar Kerty Hain Tujhy Itna Jitna Samander Mein Hai Pani Kia Samander Ke Pani Ki Pamaish Ker Sako Gay’’…!!

CHAHAT WO NAHI JO JAAN DETI HA,

CHAHAT WO NAHI JO JAAN DETI HA,              CHAHAT WO NAHI TO TO MUSKAN DETI HA,   ASLI CHAHAT TO WH HA,             JO PANI MEIN GIRA AANSU BHI PEHCHAN LETI HA.

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

sab bewafa hi hotin hen

sab bewafa hi hotin hen

To love without condition

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation,
.
.
.
is the heart of true relation

Count the love in my heart 4 u

Can U count the stars in the sky?
Can U count the hair of a sheep?
Can U measure how many gallons
of water is in in the pool?
So how can u
count the love in my heart 4 u

I Love You.

Look together in the same direction

Love doesn’t require two
people look at each other,

but

that they look together in
the same direction

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

Till the end of time…

• Till the end of time…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…

Mohabbat k saray rang

• Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,

• Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,

Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,

• Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

my eyes when U look into them,

• my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

I feel something in my heart,

 • I feel something in my heart,
It’s like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!

If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow

• If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

Meeting you was fate,

• Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

• When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you !

Bad-tameez

• Bad-tameez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR,
Miss u mere YAAR

You may be busy,

• You may be busy,
You may be engaged
with lots of work.
But you have 1440 mins per day.
Atleast for 1 min
think that a sweet friend of your's
is waiting for your SMS.

Missing You

Samjha do apni yadoon ko,

• Samjha do apni yadoon ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain,
aap to dur reh kar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hain

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,

• Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.
Miss you always.

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,

• Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,
Tum bhul jao bhi to,
Yaad dilayenge hum,
Aisi shararat karenge hum ki,
Na chahate hue bhi,
Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

• As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
to be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
day & night my thoughts are of you…!

What makes some people dearest

• What makes some people dearest is not the happiness when u meet them,
but its the pain when you MISS them.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai

• Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
Meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
Koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

I m going to write

• I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

He: Yes. At last.

• He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

• Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

It’s funny when people discuss

• It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

One day a man inserted

• One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine."

Marriage is like going to

• Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighboring
table n wish you'd ordered that..

Some people ask the secret

• Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

A little kid asks his Dad,

• A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

First marriage is the triumph of

• First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

Why do we all marry?

• Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

What a married man

• What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

When you feel cold and warm at the same time

• When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.

Meeting you was fate,

• Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

When you love someone truly,

• When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.

Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST

• Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST
EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST
HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST
If u've found it, u've found LOVE

What is love?

• What is love?
Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.

<< LOVE >>

• << LOVE >>
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first…
OR
Who cares the best…

It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.

Love tip

• Love tip

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

I’m a PAPER

• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U.

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge

• Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

Talk 2 me when i’m bored

• Talk 2 me when i’m bored, kiss me when i’m sad, hug me when i cry, care for me when i die, love me when i’m still alive.

Holi ki gujiya aur bhang:Hindi Holi sms

खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
होली मुबारक

Free Holi Message in Hindi

Holi,

Tyohaar ye rang ka,
Tyohaar ye bhang ka,
Masti Mein mast hojao aaj,
HOLI hai aayi-aayi holi ..
aur
Doguna maza hai yaar ke sang ka!

Holi-Rangpanchami-dulheti 2014 sms-shayari-message

Khushiyan ho overflow masti kabhi na ho low,
tumhari holi ho ekdam number 1,
aur aap karo whole day fun…

Happy Holi (Holi Messages Collection)

Rang udaye pichkari,
rang jaye duniya sari,
holi ke rang aapke jivanko rang de,
ye shubhkamna hai sada hamari…

Happy Holi-Rango ka Tyohaar

Laal gulabi rang me jhoom raha hai sansaar,

urajki kiran khushiyonki bahar,

chandki chandni apnoka pyar,

mubarak ho aapko ye rangonka tyohar.

happy holi…

Short Simple Nice Holi SMS

Red, blue, orange, green, yellow, white, pink a

all colours are dying to touch your face. Wishing you a happy holi…

First One to wish-latest Holi Message-sms

3 din baad aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge. Ghabrao nahi yaar 4 din baad “HOLI” hai and remember i am the first person to wish you “HAPPY HOLI”…

Happy holi-Advanced Holi Wishes

Hum aapke dil mein rehte hai, isiliye har dard sehte hai, kahin aap humse pehle na wish kar do isliye 3 din pehle hi aapko HAPPY HOLI kehte hai…

Humpe ye kisne (Holi)-Chill yaar

Humpe ye kisne hara rang daala, Humpe ye kisne hara rang daala, chill yaar holi hai…

Holi Ka Tyohar-thandai-bhaang

Bhang ki khushbu, thandayi ki mitahs, rango ki bahar, holi ka tyohar aane ko taiyar, thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar, sabse pehle, mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar…

Pyar ke rang se-holi Mubarak

Pyar ke rang se bharo pichkari, sneh ke rang se rang do duniya sari, ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli, aapko mubarak ho apno ki HOLI…

People say

• People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it =P

A peach is a peach.

• A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

• One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye :D

Question : Why do girls close

• Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

I Want A KISS

• I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people

• Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Love is blind

• Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind

what kisses mean!

• what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

• Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Make sure your food is good

• Make sure your food is good
(halal and bought with halal earnings),
and you will be one whose prayers are answered.

Kiss me and you

• Kiss me and you will see stars ….Love me and I will give them to you.

Verily, Allah does not look towards

• Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

Allah's blessings are a treasure so true,

• Allah's blessings are a treasure so true,
that their value cannot be measured,
and one of Allah's blessings is you!

Pay attention to Allah

• Pay attention to Allah
and
He will pay attention to you.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy,

• I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile,
guide u safely,
though every mile,
grant u wealth,
give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

The Shortest Distance between

• The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

The most beautiful word is ALLAH,

• The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World's perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

Life is Test,

• Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH

• Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

NAMAZ Kia hai?

• NAMAZ Kia hai?
.
N=Nekion mai izafa
.
A=Aakhirat mai nijaat
.
M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki sunnat
.
A=Allah ki raza
.
Z=Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ELAHI.
.
NAMAZ na choro.

Hey friend remember that

• Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.

• Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

• A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Abe Khajur,

• Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Where r u?

• Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

• Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bheek mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Your network tariff has changed!

• Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

• Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai ?

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

• aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Press down if you think you are MAD,

• Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE :P

Independence day is a

• Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

• Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Our life is full of Colors

• Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

Our life is full of Colors

• Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 15th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

On Independence Day

• On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

• Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
aur sub ko wish karo.
.
.
“HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”

• Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se

Thousands laid down their lives so

• Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…

Happy Independence Day

No nation is perfect,

• “No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect”
.
.
.
Happy Independence day.

Other might have forgotten,

• Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Khaa key gujiya

• Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

_________

•
_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
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Have a Nice Day!

Bright colors, water balloons

• Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi

• Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

• Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

• Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

May God gift you all the colors of life

• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

• Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

If wishes come in rainbow

• If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

Pichkari ki dhar

• Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Andheri sadak,

• Andheri sadak,
Sunsan qabristan,
uni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.
GOOD NIGHT

On this cold cold nite

• On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! Good NighT!

I’m whispering coz

• I’m whispering coz i dont want you to wake you up.
U’ll probably read this tomorrow, but anyway, I want
you to know - i kissed you good night!.

Once the moon winks at u tonight,

• Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
your day was quite all right
& now I bid u a lovely goodnight

Morning greetings doesn’t

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

I was looking out the windows

• I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good night.

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed

• Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping

• At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS. Good Night

Apun bole tu charo taraf

• Apun bole tu charo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night, band karne ka tube light aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR

• THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae.
Good Morning

A late night sms greeting doesnt

• A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying
u r my last thought at night
Good Night

People often feel smthin bt

• People often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid
Good Morning

Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,

• Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,
dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin,
Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin,
khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din."
Good Morning

Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..

• Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
But..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day.

Is pyari si subah mein,

• Is pyari si subah mein,
pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan,
aur sabse pyare dost ko
meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham :)

Morning greetings doesn’t

• Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,

• Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
Kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
Up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
Uth ke jaldi pee lay chai,
then call me and say Hi =D

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

• Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning,
k ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol dain
aap ko Good Morning!

Night has ended for another day

• Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

Past is experience

• Past is experience, Present is experiment & Future is expectation. Use your experience in your experiments to get your expectations. Wish u a happy life.

A night hug warms the heart

• A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

• Fly in the plane of Ambition & land in the Airport of Success. Luck is yours, wish is mine. May Ur future always shine. Good Luck

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

• Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

• The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.
Good Luck to You.

• All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good Luck.

• Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck

• Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, White for peace, Orange for luck, Black for hate, Red for love and Pink for likeness, I choose Orange for you. Wish you Good Luck

• Trusting God wont make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck.

• Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain
Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain

apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho
phir dhushmano k waastay kiya bad-dua karain

Shaki-e-namurad ko tarsaya umer bhar
Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

Hamnay yun ghurbaton main raat bitayee hay sanam
Bhookay faqeer ko ab rukhsatzada karain

Duniya teray faraib say jobach k nikle
To sahiloon pay hum bhi namazain ada karain

• Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,
Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,
Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!
Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,
Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!
Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,
Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,
Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!
Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,
Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!
Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,
Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,
Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,
Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,
Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,
Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,
Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

• baat chali teri aankhon say ja pohnchi paimanay tuk
kheinch rahi hai teri ulfat, aaj mujhey maikhanay tuk

ishq ki batain ghum ki batain, dunya walay kertay hain
kis nay shama ka dukh dekha, kaun gaya parwanay tuk

ishq nahin hay tum ko mujh say, sirf bahanay kerti ho
yun hi bahanay qayam rakhna, tum meray mer jaanay tuk

itna hi kehna hay tum say, mumkin ho to aa jaana,
aa hi gayai tou rukna ho ga, aankhon k pathranay tuk

• Aankhain khuab dekhti hain
Kisi say mil janey ka
Ya khud ko kho denay ka
Tanha reh janay ka
Khud ko aar denay ka,
Chahat haar denay ka

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain

Bichray huye lamhon ka
Kisi raastay per mil janay ka
Zakhmon kay sil janey ka
Zamanay kay guzer janay ka
Khuab kay hasil ki haqeeqat ka
Haqeeqat ka khuwab main tehleel honay ka
Bikhray khuabon ki takmeel ka
Tum to khud ik khuwab ho
Husn ka, jawani ka
Ik dard bhari kahani ka!!

• Kuch door hamare saath chalo
Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge
Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se
Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge

Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge
Har baat hamari maanein ge
Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein
Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge

Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi
Ehsaas ki manzil paye gi
Khamosh rahein ge aur tumhein
Hum apni kahani kehdein ge

Is dil mein zara tum baitho to
Kuch haal hamara poocho to
Hum sada dil hain “Ashk” mager
Har baat poorani kehdein ge

• Every bad situation will have something positive, even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day. Think of this & lead your life.
Good Luck

• Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do
Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do
Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do

Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do
Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay

Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se pyar hay
Meri in khuwahishon ko umid ki koi kiran day do

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man daydo
Tumhary siwa koi nahi meri soch, meray giyan mein
Meray as pas, meray door tuk, meray thory say wajdan mein

Mein nay zara si khushbo mangi hay kub kaha chaman daydo
Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man daydo

K jub tum door chalay jao koi to tanhai mein sahara ho
Tumhari zaat say mansoob kuch to hamara ho
Mujhey meray khuwab mujhey meray dulhan day do

Meri zindagi lay lo mujhey apna daman day do
Agar apni zaat say kuch bhi daina nahin chahtay
Mujhey apnay dukh apni aakhon ko sawan day doo

• Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho,
Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote ho,
Tab chehre par takiya rakh lena aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Yeh duniya zalim duniya hai…yeh baat bahut phelayegi,
Tum sabke saamne chup rehna aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab baarish chehra dho daale aur ashq bhi bonden lagte ho,
Woh lamha hargiz mat khona aur chupke chupke ro lena.

• Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin
Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin

Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan
Un ka Chehra bikhar na jaye kahin

Ab k Awaz doon to aa jana
Dil Deewana Sudhar na jaye kahin

Un ka Wada to hai magar Dil ko
Darr hai k kafir mukar na jaye kahin

Dard, Jugnoo, Hawa, Giley Shikwey
Yeh Mukaddar Sanwar na jaye kahin

Meri Dunya hai Dard ki Surat
Gul ki Surat Nikhar na jaye kahin

Khak se Aab tak to aa pohnchey
Ab yeh Darya Utar na jaye kahin

Yeh Mohabbat b ek Bala theri
Hum ko Darr hai wo Darr na jaye kahin

Is liye Muskuraye phirta hoon
Un ki Aankh b na bhar jaye kahin

Dil se guzra to hai magar Saqi
Apni Jaan se guzar na jaye kahin

• Guzar gaee raat aankhon aankhon main
Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main

Sadiyoun say piyaasi thee mohabbat
Ho gaee bersaat aankhon aankhon main

Mil na saka tha dil kabhi dil say
Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main

Ahad-e-wafa or qasmoon ki bhi
Ho gaee shuruaat aankhon aankhon main

Day diya dil aik doojay ko
Ho gaee soghaat aankhon aankhon main

Sab rasmoon riwajoon ko Saqi
Ho gaee maut aankhon aankhon main

• Heard that you're not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon

• Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

• Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”
Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,
Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…
Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…
Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”